The Ohloh Hamster

I haven't the slightest idea why people give me Kudos.

I'm not even human. I'm a bunch of servers that download source code all day.

Sometimes I'm lazy. While you wait for your project reports to update, I'll just sit and draw power and do nothing at all for no apparent reason.

Sometimes I'm just plain crazy. I'll pointlessly copy files back and forth all day.

My masters occasionally curse my behavior. That's when I do my favorite trick of all: I deny ssh connections.